Five reasons why women are more awesome than men.

1.  WOMEN GROW HUMAN BEINGS
Women grow other human beings inside their bodies this is the most obvious way in which women are stronger than men so we'll just get it out of the way first. Women have the capability to grow an entirely new human being inside their bodies. What do men do??

2.  TOLERANCE FOR PAIN
Obviously after growing that new human it has to get out somehow. Child birth is basically like that scene from the alien movie where the creature burst out of the women's stomach, except in most cases it bursts through an even more sensitive area. It sounds horrific (and it is) but the cool thing about women is that most of them do it again. Yeah that's right if you jammed a screw driver into your eyeball would you be willing and happy to repeat the process?? Probably not. But women are just that cool.

3.  MULTI-TASKING
The female brain is able to process different types of information all at once. While a woman is cooking dinner, helping a child with homework, listening to the news on T.v, answering emails on her smart phone, she's also writing out tomorrow's shopping list.

4.  WALKING IN HEELS
If you've never seen a man attempt to walk in heels, you should. It's like watching a bear attempt to walk on high heels, most women do this naturally  or can learn this with minimal efforts. Now on the surface this is not just a big deal but it signals balance and superior balance and muscle coordination. And do you know where balance and coordinate originate?? In the brain. So this is a piece of evidence supporting the facts that female brains are superior to male brains.

5.  HIGHEST IQ RECORD HOLDER IS A WOMAN!!
MARLYN VOS SAVANT, a woman holds the post of the highest IQ In the Guinnes book of records.